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Chuck Norris facts!

Post by Tomilion on Sat 23 Jan 2010, 4:43 am

-Chuck Norris doesnt get wet... The water get Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
-Chuck Norris doesnt sleep... He waits.
-When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up... He pushes the earth down.
-Chuck Norris once shot down a fighter plane with his finger by yelling "Bang!".
-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...Too bad he has never cried.
-Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Give more facts and Ill edit Very Happy
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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by msn on Sat 23 Jan 2010, 5:08 am

lame Very Happy Very Happy
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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by Tomilion on Sat 23 Jan 2010, 5:11 am

Bring some of urs Razz
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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by Adam Shootyperson on Sat 23 Jan 2010, 5:46 am

He once got owned so hard by Bruce Lee ??
He's as hairy as a monkey ??
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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by Devinius on Tue 27 Apr 2010, 7:08 am

Google couldn't find Chuck Norris Very Happy
Go on http://google.de (or your tld) and type "find chuck norris" and press the "Auf Gl├╝ck (Are you lucky?") Button.
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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by NeverMind on Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:31 pm

Only Chuck Norris can see Cyclop between his Eyes
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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by msn on Sun 02 May 2010, 7:33 am

screw chuck norris, sponge bobe can grill meat under water!

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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by Adam Shootyperson on Sun 02 May 2010, 8:05 am

Rofl Very Happy

Besides,

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris
Jet Li > Chuck Norris
Tony Jaa > Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by Corn King on Sun 02 May 2010, 9:00 am

OMG rofl xD

"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you"
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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by Devinius on Mon 03 May 2010, 12:06 am

Very Happy That is it i mean Very Happy
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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by Tomilion on Mon 03 May 2010, 1:13 am

"If you search in google 'Chuck Norris' and you spell it wrong, it won't ask you "Did you mean 'Chuck Norris'? It will tell you "Run when you still can!""
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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by Devinius on Mon 03 May 2010, 1:22 am

Very Happy
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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by Tomilion on Mon 03 May 2010, 1:44 am

AND THATS NOT TRUE ADAM!
The only 1 that can beat Chuck Norris is Master Splinter.
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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by Tomilion on Mon 03 May 2010, 1:45 am

msn wrote:screw chuck norris, sponge bobe can grill meat under water!

Sorry for double but... FUCK YEH! XD
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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by Adam Shootyperson on Mon 03 May 2010, 3:19 am

Sorry but seriously talking, all 3 of those would TOTALLY own Chuck Norris.

And Bruce Lee whooped Norris's ass 5686 times. I'm not just saying it, those are facts Wink
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Re: Chuck Norris facts!

Post by Envy on Tue 04 May 2010, 7:31 am

What is under Chuck Norris' beard? Another Fist
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