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Tomilion
Posts: 1185
Join date: 2009-07-07
Age: 17
Location: Israel
 |  Subject: Chuck Norris facts!  Fri 22 Jan 2010, 5:43 pm | |
| -Chuck Norris doesnt get wet... The water get Chuck Norris. -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. -Chuck Norris doesnt sleep... He waits. -When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up... He pushes the earth down. -Chuck Norris once shot down a fighter plane with his finger by yelling "Bang!". -Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...Too bad he has never cried. -Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. Give more facts and Ill edit  |
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msn
Posts: 163
Join date: 2009-09-06
Age: 18
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts! Fri 22 Jan 2010, 6:08 pm | |
| lame |
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Tomilion
Posts: 1185
Join date: 2009-07-07
Age: 17
Location: Israel
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts! Fri 22 Jan 2010, 6:11 pm | |
| Bring some of urs  |
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Adam Shootyperson
Arranger of Matches
Posts: 3422
Join date: 2009-09-13
Age: 15
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brasil
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts! Fri 22 Jan 2010, 6:46 pm | |
| He once got owned so hard by Bruce Lee ??
He's as hairy as a monkey ?? |
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Devinius
Posts: 53
Join date: 2010-04-22
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts! Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:08 pm | |
| Google couldn't find Chuck Norris Go on http://google.de (or your tld) and type "find chuck norris" and press the "Auf Glück (Are you lucky?") Button. |
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NeverMind
Posts: 51
Join date: 2010-04-26
Age: 18
Location: Slovenia
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts! Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:31 pm | |
| Only Chuck Norris can see Cyclop between his Eyes |
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msn
Posts: 163
Join date: 2009-09-06
Age: 18
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts! Sat 01 May 2010, 9:33 pm | |
| screw chuck norris, sponge bobe can grill meat under water! |
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Adam Shootyperson
Arranger of Matches
Posts: 3422
Join date: 2009-09-13
Age: 15
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brasil
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts! Sat 01 May 2010, 10:05 pm | |
| Rofl Besides, Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris Jet Li > Chuck Norris Tony Jaa > Chuck Norris. |
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Corn King
Posts: 1249
Join date: 2009-11-08
Age: 24
Location: Portugal
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts! Sat 01 May 2010, 11:00 pm | |
| OMG rofl xD
"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you" |
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Devinius
Posts: 53
Join date: 2010-04-22
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts! Sun 02 May 2010, 2:06 pm | |
| That is it i mean |
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Tomilion
Posts: 1185
Join date: 2009-07-07
Age: 17
Location: Israel
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts! Sun 02 May 2010, 3:13 pm | |
| "If you search in google 'Chuck Norris' and you spell it wrong, it won't ask you "Did you mean 'Chuck Norris'? It will tell you "Run when you still can!"" |
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Devinius
Posts: 53
Join date: 2010-04-22
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts! Sun 02 May 2010, 3:22 pm | |
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Tomilion
Posts: 1185
Join date: 2009-07-07
Age: 17
Location: Israel
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts! Sun 02 May 2010, 3:44 pm | |
| AND THATS NOT TRUE ADAM!
The only 1 that can beat Chuck Norris is Master Splinter. |
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Tomilion
Posts: 1185
Join date: 2009-07-07
Age: 17
Location: Israel
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts! Sun 02 May 2010, 3:45 pm | |
| | msn wrote: | | screw chuck norris, sponge bobe can grill meat under water! |
Sorry for double but... FUCK YEH! XD |
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Adam Shootyperson
Arranger of Matches
Posts: 3422
Join date: 2009-09-13
Age: 15
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brasil
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris facts! Sun 02 May 2010, 5:19 pm | |
| Sorry but seriously talking, all 3 of those would TOTALLY own Chuck Norris. And Bruce Lee whooped Norris's ass 5686 times. I'm not just saying it, those are facts  |
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